Salazzle Dazzle

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vegas242
the-real-numbers

take over an unprofitable company and force it's employees to stop paying any of its bills as a cost-cutting measure. this buisness shit is so easy

the-real-numbers

save commute time by repurposing meeting rooms into "temporary hotels" which me and my besties and their newborns can all live in. if any of the zoning and inspection people show up and ask about it, just have my employees casually change the subject. #grindset

dzamie

The first post makes me question if the second is something Elon Musk just got caught doing.

the-real-numbers

: )

neil-gaiman
sauntering-down

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

scarheaded-ferret

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

alexseanchai

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

bisexualbaker

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

redsixwing

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

sevdrag

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

neil-gaiman

For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.